Tommy Robinson is on holiday again and you know what that means? It’s time to get the tip jar out.
After asking his supporters for $4,000 t0 "fully equip his media teams," it turns out Tommy Robinson is going on a fitness holiday. https://t.co/FzCOUHJptF pic.twitter.com/WBw9pKysL8
— Gadget (@Gadget440) June 28, 2026
Tommy Robinson needs cash for a fitness holiday?
In the video above, Robinson says:
Fucking hell, bruv…We started over there. Not at the bottom, even the hill. We started over there, we parked at a hotel.
It’s unclear why Robinson walked such a distance. Robinson has bragged about ‘always scoring’ when he’s abroad. He was equally unclear about what he ‘scores’, but perhaps Robinson was on a quest to score again?
He continued, anyway, bragging about the hotel’s leisure facilities.
Do you know how much better a week like this is than — do you know how [you] always go on week benders when you go on holiday and all that? All the time, don’t you? I know that when I went on the fitness holiday… I realised, fucking hell, you come back feeling amazing, man.
We’re here for 10 days. Ten-day boxing camp, fitness camp, health camp. Got to try and stay straight for the England game. Come on.
Ah, okay, so he was hiking for health reasons (allegedly). We’re sure his sudden promotion of exercise has nothing to do with the recent allegations of him being a rampant cokehead:
. @TRobinsonNewEra previously said 'No matter where I've gone in the world, I score' — care to clarify little Tommy what is it that you've scored?
Via @willem_moore_uk https://t.co/KGTDxF1Bs1
— Canary (@TheCanaryUK) June 28, 2026
Robinson is 43 years old, by the way. We’re not sure when he realised it would be good for his health to not go on “week-long benders”, but it shouldn’t have been in this decade.
“Fitness holiday”: “fitness cocaine up my nose” https://t.co/vRK8L3kkeA
— Roy Sholay
(@ephemeral1107) June 29, 2026
The issue isn’t whether he’s on the sesh, anyway; the issue is that he’s once again begging for cash from his supporters while he’s blatantly just on holiday. We all remember the last time he did that:
Tommy Robinson claims to be in serious danger, so why is he posting videos showing what airport he's flying out of?@willem_moore_uk writes.https://t.co/mhK3kHRAkP
— Canary (@TheCanaryUK) February 14, 2026
There is, of course, a great hypocrisy to all this, as one commenter noted:
A reminder that most of the time Tommy Robinson is a foreigner in a hotel paid by the British taxpayer. pic.twitter.com/HExpLfO9mu
— Florence Lox
(@floboflo) June 29, 2026
Tommy Robinson is pushing a memecoin called "Patriotic Bull" while on holiday in Brazil.
He originally blamed his son for
"pumping his crypto", then an hour later claims he will use everything collected to "make the UK a better place".Totally shameless scammer! pic.twitter.com/vkRmYIHD5f
— G.T (@gingerrtom) June 29, 2026
Robinson also showed off his Burberry bucket hat.
whilst uk families cant spend £300 plus on air con because of cost of living, Tommy can spend it on a hat whilst asking for donations for invisible cause.
bye https://t.co/l2xVtOfwtV pic.twitter.com/UfMOzG7vfd
— blondehun (@blondehunx) June 28, 2026
Interesting that he’s wearing this now that Andy Burnham is set to become prime minister. People are going to accuse him of being a Manchesterist.
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At this point, most of Robinson’s supporters must realise he’s rinsing them for cash. We suspect they don’t care. By donating to him, they get to vicariously live their ideal life — that of a conniving ‘hayfever sufferer’ who holidays at the weekend and promotes racist uprisings Monday to Friday.
Tommy Robinson called for white rioters to hit the streets, and then revelled in the chaos – all for the umpteenth time
By @willem_moore_uk https://t.co/MNHPHRebKZ
— Canary (@TheCanaryUK) June 10, 2026
Featured image via the Canary
By Willem Moore
