Nigel Farage is back in Parliament, fresh from winning the Clacton by-election, posing for photos like he’s just liberated Dunkirk instead of securing a seat he’s chased on and off for 12 years. Meanwhile, the Labour government is so busy tiptoeing around the right they’ve forgotten how to walk forward. The last few days in British politics have felt like a bit like watching a particularly bad reality TV reboot nobody asked for. Farage’s latest lies Let’s start with Nigel – because if hypocrisy was an Olympic sport, this man would be taking gold, silver, and the judges’ trophy for most…