In April 2026, we learned that Nigel Farage had failed to declare a £5m ‘gift’ from a foreign-based crypto billionaire. Ever since then, the man has been doing everything he can to avoid media scrutiny. And now, motormouth Nigel Farage – the man who built a career out of taking every media appearance offered – has decided to become a f*cking blogger: When are you going to write an essay about the £5m? https://t.co/AYE6vIUx9k — Reform Party UK Exposed (@reformexposed) June 14, 2026 Farage — Man of words The first thing to note about Farage’s essay is that it’s 35,000 words…