Actor and abuser Johnny Depp is attempting to ‘return to Hollywood’ with a terrible-looking remake of A Christmas Carol. It was announced at San Diego Comic-Con that Ebenezer, a new film based on Dickens’ Christmas cautionary tale, would be coming to theatres on 13 November. In the starring role is the aforementioned abuser. And it’s truly all about him and his valiant return to Hollywood, but let’s not talk about why he’s been missing for so long. First trailer for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. In theaters on November 13. pic.twitter.com/9MrsOuxoBX — DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)…