On 25 June, low-grade looroll manufacturer the Telegraph published a perfect right-wing, rage-baiting scoop: the hated net zero secretary has blocked oil drilling, depriving the poor military of more money. The shock! The horror! The outraged clicks! The only problem? Both the Treasury and the Department for Energy Security say it’s made-up. What’s more, they told the Telegraph as much, and it published anyway. God, we don’t know who to believe – it’s like being trapped between the devil and a rapidly rising sea. ‘Pure nonsense’ The Telegraph touted its article/Milifandom-fiction on social media, proclaiming that: Ed Miliband derailed a plan to fund Britain’s rearmament by…